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Cock Demotivational Poster


COCK MAN - The Newest Superhero On The Block I'd rather not say what his power is... Just don't touch him...


TAGS: cock man superhero
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

ICEMAN - December 16, 2009, 9:11 pm
"Just don't get him too excited"


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ cockroach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Megrez

Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
A perfect analog.


THE CULPRIT IS FOUND -


TAGS: booze cocktails
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - November 3, 2011, 12:37 pm
I'll be able to sleep better now
Greeny - November 2, 2011, 9:16 pm
What's the lesson here? Oh yeah, Scotch on the Rocks - it even cures big head aches
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 8:06 pm
I just went through all my 250 posters. You're good.
Airman - November 2, 2011, 7:25 pm
this joke came in to me via email this am, so I made it a motifake.. I did not check to see if it had been done before.. so if I did, sorry.. just too lazy to check
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 6:25 pm
I think you stole my idea. Then again, I got so many posters I can't really tell for sure. 5L though.


HEAVY DUTY -


TAGS: cockroach in a tube raid
Rating: 4.82/5

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CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 12:55 am
Waid. kills Bugs dead
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 11:30 pm
Any commie worth his weight in beets should know what borscht is.
Verdeckt - August 27, 2011, 10:07 pm
You know what they say - You can beat an egg..
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
what's that?
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 9:21 pm
...borscht.


CLEMSON - That much better than South Carolina.


TAGS: south carolina gamecocks tigers
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

LogicDude - July 10, 2009, 8:42 pm
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh....cocks... huhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 6:26 pm
I am glad someone got it.
BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:20 pm
Love it!


ALFRED HITCOCK'S ANGRY BIRDS - The Sequel That Was Made Into A Video Game


TAGS: angry birds hitchcock
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:40 am
guess, maybe, that may be the only way to get that "hitch" syllable posted... oh... wait...
Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:38 am
lol
Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:38 am
The Master's name was "Hitchcock"...
- April 22, 2013, 5:38 pm
Love the poster, 5L. No music in it at all, except source music in two scenes: a piano is played, and the children are singing in school.
tellitlikeitis - March 15, 2012, 1:02 pm
Cute... it's such an addicting game.


COCKS - Women want nothing more than to ride a giant one.




THERE CAN BE - only one


TAGS: peacock one highlander
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by motinet

motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:37 am

hmmmm
M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:30 am
[Test] Lol, Never saw a White Peacock before, nice one.
GFNeves - November 20, 2010, 1:43 pm
hilarious, good job
kimzter - November 14, 2010, 11:43 pm
made me laugh :)


LET THE GAMES BEGIN -


TAGS: cocktails hangover hunger games
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Coop94stoker - December 1, 2012, 2:56 pm
Funny. My head hurts
Sho - March 30, 2012, 1:58 pm
I'm in as long I can have some orange juice instead
mariand - March 30, 2012, 1:24 pm
hahaha...where?...where?
Greeny - March 29, 2012, 8:25 pm
lol Gary
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:10 pm
weekend?


I'M READY -


TAGS: alfred hitchcock birds
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - December 3, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is Brilliance..!! love how it still has an avionics theme.., 5 flocking birds for you Airman...


I ASKED FOR A - Cockatiel! But this ain't bad...


TAGS: cat drink coctail cockatiel
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

rerun - January 10, 2010, 11:04 am

useless in that you cannot screw them?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:56 am
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few useless animals in my time.
Sean - April 27, 2009, 9:30 pm
Yer just using him to get to his beverage.
BoneCD - April 27, 2009, 9:02 pm
That's one cat that I fancy
Sean - April 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
Figures ... YOU'D like it ....
BoneCD - April 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
This is priceless


COCKROACHES -




CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.




YO MAMA JOKES -


TAGS: hitchcock leigh
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 20, 2010, 7:14 pm
classic. 5L... btw: I hate the censorship in the tags! And there is one i too much :P


REST IN PEACE - But where did they put the rest of him?




SNORLAX - why you cock blockin me holmes


TAGS: snorlax cock blockin pokemon
Rating: 1.53/5

More motifakes by shintoshio

agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:20 pm
Yeah... cellulite and the ability to meander in only a 5-word scentence.
rerun - November 10, 2010, 8:16 pm

03a has more to offer than this...not much though
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:14 pm
A crime against motihumanity.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2010, 8:14 pm
Ugh 2.0...03a.
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:11 pm
ugh
forseti - November 10, 2010, 5:53 pm
great picture with a funny guy, a hazard warning sign and a mutated cock... 5 lions for that. But then some dumbass ruined it with an ugly anime ...THING. That costs 3L. And I fear the worst by reading your nickname. And making little forsi cry costs 1L.
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 5:52 pm
lame. 1L


When Interwebs Attack! -


TAGS: cavalry bears with guns skeleton army cock mongler lol jesus longcat penguin infantry shoop da whoop
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Asa

Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 5:05 pm
Oh, c'mon. Has techno-viking been forgotten already?
Pedobear - September 25, 2009, 10:42 am
Where am I in this?!!... oh right... lolis
Asa - January 31, 2009, 3:40 pm
Dammit! i knew i forgot someone!!!
Khatmonsuk - January 26, 2009, 4:50 pm
...Where the hell is Rick Astley?
Asa - January 8, 2009, 2:07 am
i'm pretty sure i found them by doing a google search for "funny, meme, now we're fucked"
Elder God Douchebag - January 5, 2009, 8:25 am
Those are my minions.
Anon - January 5, 2009, 6:24 am
where can i find those skeleton soldiers? they look epic!
spitfire111 - December 15, 2008, 8:12 pm
haha, very funny...... epic lol, especially the longcat and the freaky smiling gay..
Jason - September 13, 2008, 5:15 pm
lol @ the line up by longcat's head. i shit a brick...
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:00 pm
Someguy, fuck off and enjoy!
someguy - September 11, 2008, 11:38 am
Shopped. And believe me, I'd know, I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few 'Shops in my time.
steeve - September 11, 2008, 11:18 am
holy shit! 5/5. funniest thing i've seen all week!


HANCOCK - Good job. Good job, Good job.


TAGS: hancock
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Jim

Agent K - May 28, 2009, 11:29 am
they really could have done better than to rip off the X-Men movie costume
Toussaint - January 30, 2009, 9:29 pm
Way overrated movie, very not worth even a rental.
God - August 25, 2008, 1:20 pm
hahahaha.


GAMMA RADIATION - The Ultimate Cock Block since 1962




COCKS - every species has them


TAGS: rooster mohawk cocks
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by cdawg

cdawg - November 23, 2009, 10:58 pm
good one. Or maybe this is a picture of a dick staring @ cock.
GreyScorpion - November 23, 2009, 9:47 pm
I beg to differ, One looks like a rooster, and the other looks like a dick


BATCOCK - ...I'm Speechless....


TAGS: batcock surprise wow bp billiepirate
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by BilliePirate

CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:56 pm
we got the ron jeramy of bats here
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:51 pm
Jealous LOL......Oy Vey, That bat has a huge Tallywacker.
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:49 pm
jewish lol


HAPPY HOUR -


TAGS: cocktails timely bar lizard
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

TheOne - February 20, 2011, 9:41 pm
Thanks man.
agdaniele - February 20, 2011, 9:23 pm
The late worm gets the passed-out bird.
BoneCD - February 20, 2011, 7:04 pm
@TheOne... I get most of mine from www.fontspace.com
TheOne - February 20, 2011, 2:25 pm
Bone would you mine giving me a few your font names? Btw nice poster :)


PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.




PAPERWORK -




MY COCK WARMERS - Sometimes mistaken for lightsabers


TAGS: cockwarmers lightsbaers
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

KRoNiK - December 23, 2008, 7:43 pm
XD at sean
Fatty - December 22, 2008, 4:45 pm
FTW - Sean....
Sean - November 25, 2008, 7:13 pm
CARPAL TUNNEL ... bait.
Anonymous - November 25, 2008, 7:10 pm
Damn. That must be one tight-fisted wanker to need such long, skinny warmers.
barry forton - November 25, 2008, 11:38 am
did you come in the purple one?


PROM GIRLS HANDLING COCKS - Their dates hope that they will be handling other peckers after the prom.


TAGS: prom girls cocks peckers
Rating: 2.73/5

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Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 10:17 am
O r i g 1 n a L!


SOME RULES - are easy to live with


TAGS: cocktails rules
Rating: 4.82/5

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fatelvis - May 5, 2012, 1:54 am
5 raised glasses.
GaryO - May 4, 2012, 10:08 pm
Heyyyy, I thought the commandments were on two tablets……..
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 8:50 pm

[clink]
mariand - May 4, 2012, 5:47 pm
lol... I'll stick around


SO THEN I SAID - IF THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS!!




FARMER JOHN - Never had the need to drive a fancy expensive sports car


TAGS: cock
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Doug

GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 8:38 pm
don't need a fancy sports car if you're sportin' a big rooster
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 8:34 pm
his cock is to big to fit in his pants
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 8:31 pm
5 roosters for the obscureness factor


DR. MANHATTAN - rocks out with his cock out.




OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.




EPIC WHALE - The highest level of fail


TAGS: hancock whale epic fail
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by lightquake

aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:43 pm
OHSHI-
TheTrashHeap - December 18, 2009, 4:29 pm
Not Again.
Derek - December 18, 2009, 3:32 pm
Can anybody see a bowl of petunias?


COCKROACHES - Nuclear Explosion? Cancer will do it!




NO. - Show me.




North By Northwest -


TAGS: storyline acting movies alfred hitchcock cgi michael bay directs crap and transformers was an asswipe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm
BAM! 5L


QUALITY OVER QUANTITY - Sorry I can't hear you from here.


TAGS: cocky noobs die young
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

Derek - February 8, 2012, 8:24 pm
Picasso wasn't short on either.
GaryO - February 6, 2012, 9:36 pm
ni5ely done BeNice, nicely done
gas - February 6, 2012, 4:11 pm
LOL. I'm becoming a fan, as the olders here say: keep 'em coming!
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:11 pm
now I can die :)
crankyhead - February 6, 2012, 2:49 pm
Pica55o


THIS.... -




HERPES - I knew that cock looked unclean.




PROOF - That Girls Do Love A Cock !!


TAGS: proof that girls love a cock
Rating: 1.25/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 1:05 pm
those


ENDORSEMENT -




DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE MODS -


TAGS: sherriff rerun cold cocked
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - October 11, 2011, 8:55 pm
Yeah Sean, I ne-ne-never no-noticed your stu-stu-stutt-utt-stu-stu-stutt speech impediment either. =)
rerun - October 11, 2011, 7:25 pm

wow guys, thanks. This explains so much that I never understood....and Sean, I never even noticed a stutter
Feasibly - October 11, 2011, 3:49 pm
And besides all that, rerun is just so darn cute, we can't help ourselves.
Airman - October 11, 2011, 1:15 pm
Llarry Llama approves this message
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:58 pm
And he never ever makes fun of my stutter.
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:57 pm
Last time I tried he looked me straight in the eye and asked why they didn't just wear kryptonite lined baseball caps. So to recap then ... rerun is just special to us.
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:57 pm
Last time I tried he looked me straight in the eye and asked why they didn't just wear kryptonite lined baseball caps. So to recap then ... rerun is just special to us.
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:56 pm
have to pander to him and think nice thoughts about him day and night or they might be banished to the cornfield and turned into some half human half llama monstrosity? Well ... who's turn is it to try to explain the meaning of that episode to rerun? ...
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:54 pm
Well put, Airman ... the "official" answer to that question, I mean. But I think it's time someone told the truth around here. You know that episode of the Twilight Zone with the kid who can read minds and has super powers, and all the towns people ...
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:14 am
and if I wasn't putting rerun into that pic, then the Motifake would never have been made
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:14 am
since you are new, a little explanation. that is the face from the avatar of one of our moderators.. we like to poke fun at other members here by pasting their likeness into silly pictures.. it is a sign of respect and friendship within the community
kimzter - October 11, 2011, 12:33 am
i gave it 4 i would have given 5 if it didn't have the face added in. I think it takes away from the picture and the text


FEMALE COCKROACHES -


TAGS: female cockroaches motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Zed - November 7, 2009, 9:41 pm
I'm married. I value my life too much.
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 7:58 pm
I can,t believe it,s not rated 50 5,s!
Arrogant Knight - November 7, 2009, 7:50 pm
Terrible. How is this rated so high?
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 6:53 pm
Good art as per usual, but yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.
Derek - November 7, 2009, 6:37 pm
Good art as per usual, but no, no, no, no, no, no and no


YES, YES, YES - You can leave your hat on




BATH SALTS - Expand your tiny mind...




PEACOCK FIGHT - ALL SHE WANTED WAS A PEE.... -


TAGS: cock
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by culos

[email protected] - February 2, 2010, 9:09 am
PEACOC DEATH MATCH awesome awesome.


THAT'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERYDAY - A Bunny Chasing A Cock !!




LEVERAGE -


TAGS: archimedes was a cocky bastard
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:55 am
NO No it's NOT superglue. That's the lazy man's way to make a motifake.
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:50 am
Wait.... is that Super Glue on the rock?!?!?
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:40 am
it was just phoned in.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:40 am
Alright, truth be told. I spent 3 months teaching him tai chi. Then, at a predictable part of his routine, I slipped the rock and the cookie jar in place and snapped the pic. I think now you can understand why I resent so much the stuff that looks like
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
Oh yeah..... very zen.
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 12:05 am
Well done.
Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:40 pm
I think you nailed this one. I'll leave it alone and screw up something else. CR
Sean - September 5, 2009, 9:25 pm
Hey thanks. And sorry 'bout that. Of course it hurts to see a pic you like done not-so-well eh? Such is the unique vulnerability of a motifaker. Keep the pic though, and use it a couple of months from now if you come up with something you like.
Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:22 pm
Good poster. I found this picture and couldn't think of anything to do with it. 5L
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 9:07 pm
Favourite pass time? I knew it.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 9:05 pm
taxidermy
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 9:02 pm
How'd you get it to pose like that Sean?


OSTENTATIOUS HUMILITY -


TAGS: humility peacocks
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 20, 2009, 3:30 pm
I might have to steal that quote, Ron! Awesome!!


COCKS - If you can't beat them, eat them.


TAGS: football kentucky cocks
Rating: 3.25/5


COCK SUCKER -


TAGS: cock sucker america flag
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:27 pm
My first though? Well, considering the OTHER flag shown in the picture, I say: "Those people are burning a flag in perfectly justified hatred". Seriously, can you blame the invaded for hating?
Cwalda - March 16, 2010, 9:06 am
Mozilla Firefox was mine :-D
Grim [email protected] - February 4, 2010, 3:37 pm
I'm sick of the hate.
Icehole84 - February 4, 2010, 3:01 pm
Well, let's see: yankees burn their homes, their families, their crops, their oil, their money, their art, and their flag... first thoughts? "ATTA BOY! Now they can have an idea of what it's like!"
doglips57 - December 31, 2009, 4:03 am
First thought would be put crosshairs on his head, pull trigger slowly , go to next pic
PBO - November 5, 2009, 9:47 pm
I think that we all have wanted to do that at some time or another.
peteyb - November 2, 2009, 11:36 pm
PS. Hats off Ron.
peteyb - November 2, 2009, 11:35 pm
As a Canuck, the idea of burning the US flag is offensive. We do as a nation find the atrocities committed by middle eastern pinheads sickening, and this is a first class example thereof. Kill it with fire indeed.
Velin - October 27, 2009, 5:52 am
First words? Good job, nice fireshow...etc. :-)
Fatt Matt - October 20, 2009, 4:19 pm
Looks like grade school has let out... don't you have some cartoons you should be watching?
motifakerules - October 20, 2009, 4:16 pm
this site rules, but im a gay little girl
omfg-wtf-bbq - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
First words? "Lol" Bitches got pwned. :3
CANADA - August 17, 2009, 8:50 am
*kill him with fire*
CANADA - August 17, 2009, 8:50 am
first thoughts? hill him with fire!!! while simultaneously viciously swinging that cock fucker around violently by his rasin sized goat fucking balls!
WTFO - August 16, 2009, 7:02 pm
ILB, that "colorful rag" is a symbol that has brought freedom to many areas of the world. If you're so proud to be a world resident, then try changing your address to a 3rd world nation and see if you don't gain some respect for your US liberties.
MO - August 16, 2009, 7:02 pm
Screaming alpha!
ILikeBoobs - August 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
Better the pride that resides in a citizen of the world, then the pride that divides, when a colorful rag is unfurled.
Kamui - March 31, 2009, 7:35 pm
such matters.
Kamui - March 31, 2009, 7:34 pm
All the same, I do apologize. I've an interest in history, and as I look at the many kingdoms and countries that have come and changed or gone throughout time, I've come to view political institutions as relatively transitory. Thus, my detached nature in
Kamui - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
As for the troops? Of course I'm grateful for those that have died to preserve our freedoms, but that's what I cherish: the freedom, and the ideals themselves, not political entities that will come and go with time nor pieces of colored fabric.
Kamui - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
I never said you shouldn't care or be offended. What the guy is doing is wrong. I just think getting so worked up and pissed off is kinda what the guy would want. You're just giving him the satisfaction that he got to you.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 9:53 am
...and died to give you that right. Sitting at your computer and telling others that they shouldn't care about something they feel so strongly about is insulting to them and to the memory of those who have fallen in defense of your freedoms.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 9:50 am
Kamui - That is my flag. That is the symbol of my country and I love it. Burning it is a slap in the face of every (even you) American and I am offended by it. If you aren't offended, that's your right, but just say thank you to the people who fought...
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:07 am
Muhammed is a pussy! There we're even. He burned my symbol and I defamed his.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:41 am
Burning anything with Mohammed's pic - or even drawing a pic OF him - is a killing offense to these self-same flag burners; hypocrisy is a way of life to these A S S holes.
Haarakkon - March 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
Maybe there's a picture of Muhammad on it...
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 11:16 pm
Religion is the root of this situation.... keep qouting the bible, Kamui... that'll help.
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 9:58 pm
~ Matthew 5:44
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 9:57 pm
Love begets love, hate begets hate (in most cases). Certain things annoy me, yes, but I try not to hate. "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who insult you and persecute you"
RON - March 29, 2009, 9:36 pm
as my mama would say...treat people the way they treat you. And as Pink Floyd used to say...know who to love...know who to hate. There,s Right and Wrong...I didn,t make the rules up...am sure there,s things you hate too. It,s just on my list..flag burners
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 9:10 pm
If you wiped your ass with the flag of the country I was born and live in, you'd be wiping your ass with U.S. flag... Which I wouldn't have a problem with. Yes, yes. Fuck him. I'm sure he shares a similar sentiment. What is the point of hating each other?
RON - March 29, 2009, 9:02 pm
Man burning is trying to sent a message...well, I got it...and F U C K him!...so happy you so nonchalant about flags...so if I wipe my ass with yours, you OK with that?...your Dad would look at you and say WTF...be a man and kick my teeth in.
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 8:55 pm
What? Freedom? Liberty? Justice? How is burning a piece of cloth and ink impacting yours? It doesn't affect mine. Now, I'm not saying I agree with what he's doing. I don't. I'm just saying people get too worked up about these things, one way or another.
RON - March 29, 2009, 8:47 pm
Sir...it,s what it stands for.
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 8:43 pm
what's on it.
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 8:42 pm
Countries come and countries go. So will it be with the U.S.A. and the Middle Eastern countries that hate the U.S.A. and any other country. I don't think it's worth it to get worked up one way or the other about a man burning a piece of cloth, no matter
RON - March 29, 2009, 8:41 pm
A FLAG I grew up giving a pledge of alliance too...A FLAG I fought for in the Vietnam war...The FLAG that will drape my coffin one day...THE FLAG...I LOVE IT!
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 8:30 pm
Tch. It's just a flag.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 10:52 pm
anon, Cherry Max Cola, fuck, and OMGWTFBBQ - I understand that they are having a recruiting drive down at the mosque. Hurry down there and you might be able to get some brand new vests. New positions are always opening up courtesy of the US military. GTFO
OMGWTFBBQ - March 14, 2009, 10:31 pm
guy with the right idea
fuck - March 10, 2009, 10:17 am
let it burn
Cherry Max Cola - March 4, 2009, 8:04 pm
Sniper
anon - February 21, 2009, 9:51 pm
hero
Mark - February 17, 2009, 12:18 pm
Everyone seems to be seeing so much more in this picture than I am. The first word that springs to my mind is "Hope." I "Hope" the wind shifts and wraps that American flag around that cock sucker. So, Cock Sucker is the 2nd word that comes to mind.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 11:54 am
How about "Hypocrite"...seeing as how gobs of American dollars have been poured into helping support feed, clothe, educate and provide medical aid to Palestinians...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 17, 2009, 1:20 am
I pity his ignorant life, filled with hate fed to him by people with their own agenda. He'll never do anything but become part of that and further it, and he will never fully appreciate the remarkable beauty of the USA or its best people. sad.
Me - February 17, 2009, 1:14 am
Arrogence. or is it just the picture? Then probably "fire"
Mark - February 16, 2009, 11:50 pm
wankers - With an attitude like that you could qualify for US citizenship if we had any room over here. But how you feel about your flag is about the same way we feel about ours.
wankers - February 16, 2009, 11:18 pm
Im not a yank, so him burning that flag means little to me. Had he been burning the Australian flag, I would have to hunt him down, cut his testicles off with a very rusty knife and then proceed to make him eat them.
Toussaint - February 16, 2009, 11:00 pm
..The liberty of speaking and writing... guards our other liberties..TJefferson 1808
Sean - February 16, 2009, 8:34 pm
A nation that loves freedom so much that it allows one to express that freedom, even by burning its flag is a truly great nation. P.s.: "cunt" ... is my answer to your question.
Kspace - February 16, 2009, 7:30 pm
Free Expression. That's what comes to my mind.


MARKETING -




COCK - because someone stole your HAN


TAGS: hancock cock han
Rating: 2.77/5

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Sniperzoo - April 12, 2009, 10:18 pm
well whats the point of a cock of you dont have a HAN(D)?
LogicDude - December 18, 2008, 7:48 am
I don't get it...sucked ball's what?
murderblade - December 18, 2008, 2:48 am
that movie sucked ball's.
TheAlternative - December 5, 2008, 6:46 am
Don't hate movies because they're bad, hate movies becaue they're GOOD!
Erik the Viking - October 10, 2008, 7:35 pm
...because someone was giving their opinion on the quality of the movie and I have to agree: The movie sucked cock.


SOUP - Now tastes like real cock


TAGS: soup cock funny fail pordy packaging
Rating: 2.63/5

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bob chin - August 20, 2008, 8:54 am
COcK > Hen


REAL ESTATE - She Has A Great Sales Technique !!




JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL - LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' ANYWHERE


TAGS: journey tunnel fuck cock godfuckingdamnityoufuckingcocksuckeryoumessedupthegoddamntunnel
Rating: 2.2/5

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corneredbadger - April 14, 2011, 1:13 pm
how did this get approved?


RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Its only funny til somebody dies.


TAGS: cock
Rating: 2.09/5

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OmegaReaper - April 6, 2012, 3:20 pm
Then it's only funny if it was someone you didnt even know...
Snow - July 2, 2009, 11:17 pm
Then it's hallarious
agdaniele - May 8, 2009, 11:29 pm
Even then...


Google Safe Search -




china's, new people's daily newspaper, headquarters -


TAGS: this building looks like cock
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - May 10, 2013, 2:55 pm
They work in a building that looks like a huge c0ck, they gotta have some kind of issues
Rudedog - May 9, 2013, 11:03 pm
What is wrong with them?


rage -


TAGS: rage anger hate molotov cocktail
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 8:00 pm

;)
Cannabal - May 22, 2014, 6:24 pm
I love my work. And I love most of my fans.
lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:29 pm

Whew, I'm glad that's over...5L, regardless, Can Man.
Cannabal - May 21, 2014, 4:21 pm
I thank you for your compliments, Gary, but quite frankly, I would be insulted to find that people just blindly voted on my posters without actually reading them. And besides, I always respond to my fanmail, because I'm a Motifaker who cares.
Cannabal - May 21, 2014, 4:21 pm
I thank you for your compliments, Gary, but quite frankly, I would be insulted to find that people just blindly voted on my posters without actually reading them. And besides, I always respond to my fanmail, because I'm a Motifaker who cares.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:18 am
Cannabal, I’m surprised you got so rankled….or is it at yerself. Heh heh, the poster bears a bit of irony now don’t it. Love ya, Cannabal dude. Keep on keepin’ on.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:18 am
Create over one hundred superior posters, all flawless, all worthy of high ratings, but cook one sock, and what do they call ya?
pzykosiz - May 21, 2014, 5:58 am
you'll find that grammatical consistency and fluid syntax are praised highly on this site
Cannabal - May 21, 2014, 12:43 am
If you don't like my poster, then vote it down. And if you want grammatical consistency and fluid syntax, then the last place you should be is on the godd'amn internet.
cicilia - May 21, 2014, 12:01 am
Read your sentence on the poster again. You left out "you". "How long are willing" doesn't make any sense. It suppose to be "How long are you willing". Proofreading makes all the difference.
Cannabal - May 20, 2014, 9:52 pm
No I didn't. It's right there at the end of the sentence, you Dumphque.
Cannabal - May 20, 2014, 9:52 pm
No I didn't. It's right there at the end of the sentence, you Dumphque.
EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:09 pm
Perhaps you can tell us. After all, you're the one that left "you" out of your sentence.


Cocky -




Alfred Hitchcock -


TAGS: alfred hitchcock dead birds revenge
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedge - October 13, 2014, 2:00 am
WoW ! I feel... empowered! Thanks. That's much better.
Thedge - October 13, 2014, 1:49 am
An auto-correct program that censors Alfred's surname... needs manual correction !
MissPriss - October 12, 2014, 12:49 pm
5L...I love the "Cockman"!


I JUST FLEW IN BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED -


TAGS: peacock bird tail
Rating: 4.56/5

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Cloudchaser - April 28, 2011, 10:06 pm
Now I have Right Here Right Now stuck in my head (not to be confused with Van Halen's Right Now)


color -




The Oceans Cockroach -


TAGS: lobsters oceans cockroach
Rating: 4.42/5

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Ism - May 3, 2013, 1:31 am
you had me searching Roach Recipes for 20mins... with little luck... but Butter and Garlic rarely a bad choice.. justsay'n
MissPriss - May 3, 2013, 1:14 am
Maybe but does a land cockroach taste as good slathered in garlic butter?


LESSONS OF LIFE -




PUNS -


TAGS: spit on your cock
Rating: 4.07/5

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culos - November 16, 2010, 4:46 pm
so this is c0ck-teasing....
Mongo - November 15, 2010, 7:15 pm
Great pic...must be shower time


BEWARE - It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky


TAGS: cocky
Rating: 3.2/5

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CatEyes - April 11, 2011, 12:26 am
Mitch Hedberg.


PEACOCKS - Now in standard and emo versions


TAGS: peacock emo standard hair rainbow retard bitch
Rating: 2.72/5

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Mr.danger260 - September 21, 2009, 9:40 pm
Zeich Heil,Grammar!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:39 pm
o look at that, I missed spelled wrong, you gona jump on that too? I see you also go by grammar-nazi, looking to add spelling?
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:37 pm
hey knowitall why dont you come to canada so i can kick you in the head a few times. whats wron with what shes doing? she looks hot
knowitall - August 18, 2009, 12:23 pm
i love to rip that goofy ass black thing out of her lip and kick her in the head a few times.
Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 9:47 pm
Yes, Yes You Are Pathetic.
Sneaker - July 18, 2009, 8:13 pm
but either way ... even with that epic groseness biodeath displayed bottom line ... she's effin hawt ... i wish i knew girls like that all i know r fat chicks ... and 2 hawt ones ... but they're not my style .. .yes i'm pathetic saying this on the net lol
Phage - May 30, 2009, 8:45 am
She is pretty cute...I dig the hair.
Milky - February 25, 2009, 6:48 pm
Epic fucking hotness
Biodeath - February 8, 2009, 12:34 am
Dude, what about my best work yet, 2 girls one finger? 2 kids one sandbox was a good one. MMM, MMM Bitch. Shit, rule 35 motherfuckers
LogicDude - February 7, 2009, 1:14 pm
Maybe that IS biodeath in 1man1jar...now it all makes sense!
HtD - February 7, 2009, 2:03 am
I think biodeath is the reason why things like 2G1C and 1man1jar have been created.
biodeath - February 7, 2009, 12:03 am
I wanna fuck her in the ass while Porcelina sits on her face with massive diarrhea, and then I would vomit in Porcelinas mouth and when she swallows, I cum.
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bi
HtD - January 7, 2009, 2:56 pm
So, is this considered bestiality?
barry forton - January 7, 2009, 2:52 pm
Porcelina are you a lesbian?
Lloyd - December 5, 2008, 12:01 am
Camera whore... instant turn-off.
Porcelina - November 25, 2008, 5:23 pm
emo as hell.. but I would do her.. oh god would I...
Cubbybear - November 25, 2008, 12:17 pm
She looks like a screamer
Suh-weet - November 25, 2008, 11:53 am
She's beautiful.


300 mile hair club -


TAGS: green cocksmoker dwarf bear gaybear
Rating: 2.2/5

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Silverheart - June 20, 2014, 7:38 pm

For lack of an explanation, let me share my assumption... The person that made this and the other 300 mile poster made them as a personal attack (i.e. slander) on the person featured in them. Seriously, what eles can it be?
GaryO - June 20, 2014, 9:37 am
need an explanation (???)


CINEMA BAR - 'Cos the wife thinks your drinking pints of Fosters




I got by -


TAGS: joe cocker singer death
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:57 am
After leavin' it on all these years, takin' my hat off...
Oldsod - December 24, 2014, 7:26 am
'Nuff said.


CANDID -




Two cocks one ball -




my gf gave me this -




The Palmetto State -


TAGS: palmetto iodine iodine sandlappers gamecocks
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - May 20, 2016, 1:50 pm
If i didn't you would've
concern3 - May 20, 2016, 8:56 am
Very funny, UP yours


I Got Your Cock Now -




blue -


TAGS: fashionista peacock
Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - January 27, 2015, 11:53 pm
Thanks, Big O!!
GaryO - January 26, 2015, 3:20 pm
luv this


POISON CONTROL CENTER - Might not help in this situation. Just sayin'




cockblock -




HEY, RIOT 5.0... - Have a Molotov Cocktail on me you Bastards!!!


TAGS: riot police molotov cocktail
Rating: 3.4/5

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SteveFurlong - July 26, 2012, 9:01 pm
Judging by the teeny tiny fires already on the ground, I'd say he and his friends a) Don't know how to make a proper Molotov cocktail and b) throw like girls.


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